desolati0ns asked: All of them
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? da kitchen counter, couch is a bit boring init
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: ehhh, it wis nae bad
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: aragorn
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: biting my ear lawl
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: i was gonna say outside then realised i’d done that lawl, so i dunno
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when, i was asked ‘where does it go’, the it being his penis
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: not sure
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: ehh handcuffs
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: biting my neck, or pulling me towards you like roughly
10: Top or bottom? either way its good, im no fussed
11: We were about to have sex but then his mum walked in:L [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? they arent necesarry, always good but
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: eh, ahahah, handcuffs
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: nae clue
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: i like that it feels fucking wonderful, but i dislike ive had bad experiences with it:L
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: i really dont wanna say, it just fuckin creeped me out haha
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] no and no:L
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: see i’ve done that, feels better but no, not worth the worry
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? mr greechan, mmm
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: STEAK PIE
21: How big is too big: well if its more painful than pleasurable then i think then haha
22: One sexual thing you would never do: try anything once mann
23: Biggest turn on: biting my neck
24: Three spots that drive you insane: my neck, my ears and the top of my thighs
25: Worst possible time to get horny: in a public place i suppose
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: shows you’re doing yer job well dint it
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: i dunno haha
28: How much fapping is too much LAWL
29: Best sexual complement you ever got: im not sure haha
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: eh bald
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: uhm
32: Fill in the blank: “If they (dont know what the fuck im supposed to put here),we are fuckin”
33: What your favorite part of your body: i dont really have one tbh
34: Favorite foreplay activities: everything n anything
35: Love (>,love
36: What do you wear to bed? a tshirt or nothing normally
37: When was the first time you masturbated: hmmm, im going to lie n say ive never done such things
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? no lawl
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? i have yes, and like 7 months ago
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? yes and not again:L
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? yeah boiz, more the merrier
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? canny say ive done that mate
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? ew naw
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? i suppose, why not eh
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? bump n grinddd
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? aragorn walking through the double doors in two towers
47: Most attractive celebrity? ARAGORN.
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? no, and cause why would i do that?:L
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? 5 months old or summat
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? nope, not that i know off, unless people stalk me or summat
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? bananas
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) i do not
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) i dont really, but i have reasons that i wont go into, i have done it though
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? i love em
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? i dont think i’d mind that much :L
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? not used any that i wouldnt recommend
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? i dont have a significant other
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) i do not
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? STOP REMINDING ME I DONT HAVE A SIGNIFICANT OTHER
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? aye:L
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? pornstar
62: Do you watch porn? no
63: How small is too small? dunno man
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? i have yeah, and generally cause im a weirdo
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? scott, and to me i suppose it did yeah
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? naw
67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? no:L
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? nope
69: If you could give yourself head, would you? no hahaha
70: Booty or Boobs? boobs
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? hmm, bert
72: Have you ever been on an official date? yes:L
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) no i havent, its happened to me though
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? cant say i’ve ever thought about it tbh
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) i havent, and probably not
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? ew ew ew ew
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina? dayum
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do? have a wank, get kicked in the balls to see the fuss, have sex, get a blow then have a wank again
thanks allan, this didnt take me long at all
- 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
- 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
- 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
- 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
- 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
- 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
- 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
- 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
- 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
- 10: Top or bottom?
- 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
- 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
- 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
- 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
- 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
- 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
- 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
- 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
- 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
- 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
- 21: How big is too big:
- 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
- 23: Biggest turn on:
- 24: Three spots that drive you insane:
- 25: Worst possible time to get horny:
- 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
- 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
- 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
- 29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
- 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
- 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
- 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
- 33: What your favorite part of your body:
- 34: Favorite foreplay activities:
- 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
- 36: What do you wear to bed?
- 37: When was the first time you masturbated:
- 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
- 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
- 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
- 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
- 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
- 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
- 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
- 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
- 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
- 47: Most attractive celebrity?
- 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
- 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
- 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
- 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
- 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
- 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
- 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
- 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
- 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
- 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
- 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
- 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
- 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
- 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
- 62: Do you watch porn?
- 63: How small is too small?
- 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
- 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
- 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
- 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
- 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
- 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
- 70: Booty or Boobs?
- 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
- 72: Have you ever been on an official date?
- 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
- 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
- 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
- 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
- 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
- 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
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